OK, two posts in a day is not something I like to do, but this is too funny.
I got home at 5:30, and my normal practice when I don't have plans is to jump in the shower and then put on my jammies.
However, my lawn care guy was supposed to come at six to pick up his payment, so I didn't do that. Call me old-fashioned, but I like to be dressed when tradespeople come to call.
He phoned at 6:45. I told him, "I've been waiting for you to come, so I can get in the shower."
Cue the long silence.
I nattered something about not meaning it like that.
He came and got his money, still pissing himself with laughter.
I'm getting into the shower, now. Alone. Which is how I like it.