I went out for dinner last night with a friend, and I forgot to eat my fortune cookie.
So I tossed it in my bag and forgot about it.
Fast forward to tonight: It's 10:30 and dinner is still in the oven. I'm starving. I see the fortune cookie sitting on the counter, where I had tossed it this morning.
You know how one is supposed to read a fortune.
Mine says, " Something special will happen at home soon..." in bed.
I can only hope that it doesn't mean another impressive hairball incident.