Go here to see the before (scroll down to third place, contestant C). One commenter thought I was a man! I've been accused of that before, but never when I thought I looked rather girly.
One of the judges ran to my defense, and I thank her for it. I agree, my tan lines are awful (my body hasn't seen the sun for a couple months, now, and I must say, the lines have faded lots. That's 35 years of collateral sun damage, right there). Let this be a lesson to you! Use sunscreen!
Do as I say, not as I do!