Wardrobe Malfunction

I'm hosting an event tomorrow night. An event where it is expected that we dress up. For an organization that celebrates the female form (in a safe environment, don't worry). Among other things. But, a good looking woman always gives the audience a jolt. And if we are lucky, a good laugh.

I don't have anything to wear. I'm just glad that it's warm enough to wear my new (knee-length, I'm a prude) skirt.

Also, I guess I should wash my hair. Because if am going to look good, my country-singer big hair is going to have to do all the work.