I'm screwed (and not in a good way)

One thousand pages.

Twelve weeks.

Five assignments.

One exam (pass or fail, there is no try).

Conclusions, after all this:

• Don't be an asshole.
• Assume that not everyone else is an asshole, but be prepared for it.
• Talk, talk, and talk some more.
• EEE - economy, efficiency and effectiveness. In every question.
• Enterprise risk, control risk, inherent risk.

Audit programs, audit objectives, audit plans... audit, audit, audit.

I really don't care. I'm only doing this to make my mom and boss man happy. Sadly, I'm going to disappoint them.