Mini J offers a piece of cheese to Auntie Misstea.
Mini J's mom: "That's very nice of you, Mini J, but Auntie doesn't like cheese."
Auntie Misstea: "Well, Auntie likes cheese very much, but cheese doesn't like Auntie. If Auntie had cheese, she'd be stinkier than your dad."
Mini J frowns.
Mini J's dad lets one rip.
And you wonder why I enjoy potty humour? I have to, otherwise I'd go insane.