Friday, March 28, 2008

You know you are a regular when

  • The locals leave you alone to defend yourself; 'cuz they know you can handle any drunken idiot that comes along.
  • A long-time patron calls you a "shithead" with great affection. And then wraps his arm around your waist. And you don't mind.
  • Your cardigan is buttoned wrong, and no one mentions it to you (or maybe that's just me, and my inability to dress myself).
  • The "divorced men's" bar has become the "divorced person's" bar. 'Cuz gender inclusiveness is important, damnit.
  • All the boys say 'Yes, it is a sock, and no, you can't have a pair."

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