I was laughing and joking with a couple colleagues in the lunchroom yesterday. Specifically, we were talking about how spring is coming (Soon! We hope!) and how wonderful it will be to ride a bicycle to work.
Our conversation went something like this:
Me: I guess I'll have to find my saddlebags.
Female colleague: I've got mine right here (points to hips). They're huge!
Male colleague: Jeez, I wish women wouldn't talk about themselves that way!
Me: Don't worry, it's not all women. The only thing big about me is my ego.
Then the microwave dinged.