Why did the accountant cross the road?
Because that's what was in last year's file.
Hee! That cracks me up (I never said I had a sophisticated sense of humour).
Actually, the boss man stopped in my office to say hello today, just to see what I was up to. I showed him my marked up trial balance, and the stack of paper that supported all the numbers.
The man just about peed himself with joy.
I love my job.